following the orders of my creative instinct ive decided to put the story i was so enthusiastically narrating, aside temporarily. for today instinctually i want describe htis character who has become the love of my life. he never ceases to amaze me..and u will soon know why.
to start with he has to be the world's biggest slob. hes dirty to the core. and i dont mean messy..i mean downright mud on the face filthy. living in a hostel, i thought id seen it all....dirty ppl who disgusted me to the core and gave me goosebumps, then along came mr. and all my notions of having seen it all went straight for a sixer outside the window. now u may think im exxagerating, and i so wish i was..honestly. but the sad truth remains. he never cleans his room. taking a bath for him is as good as cutting some body part off...that painful. in his world nobody need take a bath..so wat if u stink..so wat if u rub the skin on your arm a layer of dirt rubs off...so wat if ur clothes have this perennial black look because of overuse and underwash...you are all of this...accept it and be proud of it. and thats what he is..proud of his dirtiness...so alien to my clean germ free environment. sigh!!!
oh i can go on about how much of a slob he is..give u instances when he has grossed me out totally..but as im divulging..i choose to get back on track. yes where were we. ah yes,, we have established he is a slob. to move on, the next thing that comes to my mind is his laziness...now its of my opinion that this guy is laziness personified. for him, in life things dont happen cos u make them happen..making them happen is too much of an effort. if things are to happen they will just happen in their own course of time. till then all one needs to do is be patient and wait and not lift a finger. i guess it had to be obvious he was lazy cos only lazy ppl are slobs.
so he's lazy and dirty....wat else?? ok i think i bitched enough about him. he's a great guy at heart...so great that when u meet him, you can easily look past his slobishness. apparently when he is interested in something..he gets this great enthu and goes on to achieve succes in it in a full throttle. i would have to believe that cos some of his past accomplishments are staggering. but somehow from the time i met him he has remained in this state of inertia.....hmmm now im beginning to wonder if its my effect on him (!?!) well frankly im a little disturbed about this..cos im reputed for my laziness as well..always need a kick in the bottom to get me started..and now i choose to spend the rest of my life with someone who is much worse than me..several kicks also dont get him started......i wonder if either of us will ever get anything done..now theres a thought.
well anyways again i divulge...i have htis uncanny ability to go offtrack and at complete tangents..see here i go again. anyways as i was saying..this guy is a gem of a person. and i dont say it cos im naturally biased towards him..but its true. when he respects you and u have won his friendship, rest assured you wont find a more firmer and truer friend. he wil go out of his way to help you...and heres hte best part he never expects anything back. normally most people today are selfish...matlabi...but he is not. he helps you simply cos ur his frnd and he wants to do it. there is no ulterior motive.
he has numerous friends....its hard to keep track of how many ppl hes close to. one interesting thing i noticed about him..is that whenever he introduced a friend to me he always introduced that person as his best friend. i mean i have friends..some are close, some are good, some fall into the category of best friends..and some just friends. but for him each of them are close to him....each of them he confides in...each of them is his best buddy. and about each he always had something nice to say about. there wasnt anybody he bitched about....ya he dint like some of things they did or said...but wat amazed me was...he simply accepted them with all their shortcomings and contd to be their best friend without letting that affect their friendship. how many ppl you know can do that..not many. this is why he is a gem of a person.
he is but ofcourse very intelligent. and i dont have much brains in that area so cant give full accurate description of his intelligence. but just the fact that he studies in one of the most reputed institutes of the nation is license to that fact.
ahh yes..how can i not mention him and his escapades with girls. they are simply astounding. he holds the reputation of having tortured every girl he has met till date...basically likes to make their lives miserable and derives immense pleasure out of it...nearly missed being a sadist i must say. oh the countless ways he has agonised girls is horrendifying. gives me horrors that the man i love could actually do such things. ya ya i know..im making it sound like he is some kind of monstor..actually no. but he still played a lot of pranks on girls...like the time he cut off the end of a girls pigtail cos she kept swishing her hair too much in front of him. he decided it was time to teach her a lesson. now wat do u say to such a person...must be locked up i say.
cant seem to bitch about him can i....now after reading all this im sure he'll ask me wt im doing with him if i think all this about him. well to which i write my reply. for me it doesnt matter if he is a slob or mischievous monster. all that matters to me is that he is a good human being. has never intentionally hurt anyone. wat i know..and not many ppl know..maybe even he doesnt...is that he is very softhearted. tries to portray a macho image..but he is a big baby on the inside. someone who needs TLC 24*7 but has a hard time accepting it.
i could go on and on about him....there are so many nice things i can say. and although i want to..something inside me is afraid to expose him to the world for i fear being seperated from him. cos a person like him is rare and it would be difficult for me to share him with the world. wat i mean here i guess this song explains better....
mere siva na koi tumko dekhe aa dil main rakh loon chupa ke sanam
is zindagi se bhi zyaada meri jaan tujhko main chahoon hain apni kasam.
ye pyaar mujhko kahan leke aaye deewaanagi ne ye kya kar dikhaya
ab neend raaton ko aati nahin hain teri yaad aaye to jaati nahin hain
kitna tadap ta hoon main kya bataoon ho jaaye aksar meri aankh nam.
mere siva na koi tumko dekhe aa dil main rakh loon chupa ke sanam!!!