I HATE TRAVELLING BY BUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it is probably the worst experiences a person can have. ya i have no issues travelling if i get a seat...even then i have issues but those issues are not so huge..the problem arises when i have no place to sit...thats when I HATE TRAVELLING BY BUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
today for example..i stood in the bus stand for half hour and finally the bus i need decides to come. and when it does..its full...to the limit. i push myself in. the ladies in the bus look at me like im their biggest enemy..(notice the pun on the word biggest)....and the men look at me like im a fresh piece of meat ready to be gobbled down!! disgusting absolutely!!! i cant seem to decide which is worse..the ladies who keep elbowing me so i dont come anywhere near them (like im so interested in touching them..seriously..wats with these women!!) or the men who welcome me with open arms (and dicks!!!).
so anyways i get into the bus. and i have no place to stand. today of all the days i decide to carry a huge bag...now either i stand or hte bag does...so i decide to lose loyalties and chuck the bag fast...aha. theres the catch. where do i chuck it? no one wants to catch my bag...thats when i realised why ppl who enter the bus are always so rude and just throw their bags on others laps without even asking permission or so much of a please....cos if u are nice enough and stick to all the niceties and politeness..it just works like a boomerang that bounces back hard and fast on your face.
ok so now ive chucked the bag..and ready to take my warrior stance...my elbow is ready to shove anyone who keeps cms close to me. but wait..i have no place to move my elbows also. so im standing there defenseless and alone. its a field day for the men in the bus. and they had a "jolly" good time i must stay..all sorts of things kept sticking into me...i dont know if they were just sharp objects that were in their pockets or.........oh my god!! i dont even want to consider the possibilities. at one point there was a man standing so close to me im sure it would have been difficult for people to tell us apart..we looked like a bad case of conjoined twins..except he was ugly and had bad breath..and i would like to think i look better than him..and definitely have better breath.
and then there was this whole bunch of other men who were at one end of the bus..they had an exit option from that end..yet they refused to take that one..they insisted on walking all the way to the front of the bus and in the process brushed their hands, "accidently" ofcourse, against every lady's behind side. oh i could have screamed with infuriation at that time..but whats the point. everyone would think im crazy and throw me out instead of those losers.
finally after an agonised wait..i get a seat and i plonk myself happily onto it. ofcourse i have to share the seat with someone else..now you must be wondering why i would have a problem with that...well i dont actually...call me wierd but somehow the thought of sitting in such close quarters with a stranger is not very appetising.
i dont get the double standards of this country. when a guy and girl genuinely in love with each other walk in public hand in hand..it is frowned upon. there are laws even... against it. yet it is completely ok to be literally in the arms of a stranger who for all you know is a perverted psychopath. why cant we have a system which allows only a few number of ppl in a bus and increase the number of buses..or why cant we just have bigger buses. until then...did i tell you how....I HATE TRAVELLING BY BUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!